My brother is such a troll..

Brother: Brah', I have to ask you something..
Me: What is it, is it important?
Brother: It's a life or death situation, I just don't know what to do.
Me: Who's this nigga, where he live, you want me to slice him?
Brother: Nah man, it's far worse than someone trying to beat me up..
Me: Dude, you can tell me, I'm here for you.
Brother: But I'm afraid if I tell you, you'll never look at me the same..
Me: You're not gay are yo-
Brother: Shut the fuck up, I get more girls than you.. and no it's not that.
Me: Well what is it?!
Brother: I.. am diagnosed with Sexiness.
Me: Get the fuck out of my room.

Nov 22. 28164 Notes.

When I write “they” in an essay, and the teacher says, “They? Who’s they?”

“Bitch, they is whoever I say they is!”

(Source: harrisonfords, via livefree-loveneek)

Nov 22. 91245 Notes.

When there's about to be a fight.

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See a big crowd:

You and your friends realize what’s happening:

See the two people arguing:

First punch is thrown:

When a teacher comes:

After the fight:

One bitch is crying:

The other one is just sitting there like:

You’re just standing there like:

“She just got fucked up!”

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